The act of either;
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.
Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT
Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...
KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!
Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.
Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!
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