Besides putting the "glad" in "gladiator", he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top bunk over and over and over again. He also is awesome even when he is so pisseded.
Philip Gastineau is Hercules
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