The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority (Metro) was created by an interstate compact in 1967 to plan, develop, build, finance, and operate a regional transportation system in the national capital area. It is the ultimate government FUBAR. Because each ride on Metro Rail is Hell, especially in the summer when the AC breaks down it's now called Helltro.
Text to boss: Sorry for being late to work, Helltro Red Line broke down again.
Boss reply: No problem I'm still stuck at Helltro Center. Not in yet.
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