Hamster House is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that's right, hamsters). The only reason people join and stay are the two members Haley and Meghan. These two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding sex, masturbation, hoboes, Andy Samberg, Mexican Hairless Dogs, Star Trek, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and much much more. Meghan also makes beautiful signatures. Infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit Hamster House when the admin dies off (Haley has had sex with all of the staff there).
Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.
Person 1: I joined Hamster House and it was boring until Meghan posted some pictures of the movie Hot Rod and made me a signature.
Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.
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