Horse I'd Like to Fuck.
From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies.
Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with.
Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
1.'Fucking hell,look at that hot horse in the field across the road. What a HILF...I'd love to lick HER sugar cube!'
2.'Look at that girl on that horse. I wish she'd fuck off so that i could that HIlF a good riding!....Then i'd bang her too.'
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