a (not so) young "italian" man, the lurks in the new jersey/york area, that is intrested only in the customs of fist pumping, clubbing, tanning, working out, and doing one's own hair, this is populary know as GTL(gym, tan, laundry).
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
Snooki's classy Guido/Guidette quotes
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
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