YES we are located in the western pacific ocean. BUT i will not let our men take the blame for the 1% that beats their wives.
& yeah we do eat spam in many different dishes but i can guarantee that if you come and try at least one of those dishes you'll definitely fall in love because it's different! i've tried haolie food & it's fuckin nasty!! no taste at all! our food would be a godsend. we do drink beer BUT we can handle it. when we fight it's usually because we are protecting whats ours. we don't cause trouble just for the hell of it. not like you haolies! you wouldn't believe how many bullying videos there are on youtube from the mainland. we have not one! we are VERY family oriented, you white people if something doesn't go your way, that person is written off for life! we may not be the smartest but we make up for it in other ways. & baby making weather? really? your gonna use a common rainy day JOKE against us? ahah, & the chubby filipino one, the fucking guy that wrote that is CHAMORU. for the hospital crack, i myself have been to the hospital & to my knowledge i'm still fuckin breathing!
guam is really beautiful & our people are really friendly, except when were mad obviously. & if i can't change your mind then maybe you should come and see for yourself.
GUAM: where Americas DAY begins!
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