Green poo: An excellent excuse for not going to work/school/friend or girlfriends house cos you really REALLY CBA!
Where the excuse of 'been sick' or 'got a cold' has worn so thin, green poo is such a strange excuse it wouldn't be questioned!
Worker: "I can't come in today, I'm sick."
Boss: "Oh really? and what is it this time? another cold?"
Worker: "No, I'm freaked out! I'm going to have to go to the hospital! I had a green poo!!"
Boss: "..... woah... really?!"
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