A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman
The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.
Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature
'look at those old fucking granola's'
'I think those couple of granolas just saw you hit the pipe.'
Prices shown in USD.
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