God the person the so called creator,
so if he created the universe and people say that nothing came before him, but that God came before the universe how can you prove that he did come before the universe or that he does here in fact exicst,
if God exicist then why on the date 6606 did he surposedly let the son of statan (who we also have no proof excists) be born?
Mary surposedly brought Jesus to the world through an imaculate conception i say this is bullshit as i say she was Fucking the milkman and didn't want old josphe to find out so she said guess what honey God got me pregnant and then later slipt him hullotiogens so that he would dream a vison of God whilst Mary whipered in his ear "call him jesus" ( the name of the Bastards father) if God does excist he only does so to make are lives a livin hell and to drive me up the wall
"thou shalt not kill"
then how the Fuck was the crusades ritious and didn't God technically Kill Jesus by not saving him when he could
so if thats true then he's murdering us by the million by the day making him the actual deffinition of the word contrdiction
(God is evil spread the word
human: God did you kill my son?"
God: no i just struck him down and watched him die mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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