A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
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