A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
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