Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.
Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"
Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."
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