Geeks are wannabe nerds. Geeks are people that are not nesessarily smart. Geeks are jealous of nerds and dress up in the stupidest way possible to seem smart, ruin nerds' reputation, and feed people's steriotype of nerds. The differences between nerds and geeks is that all nerds are smart, but not all geeks are smart and the smartest geek is no smarter than the average joe. Most nerds are stylish, funny, social, well mannered, or some or all of the above. Geeks are dopey. The first geeks were freaks at a freakshow biting heads off of chickens.
Geek 1:I got left back. Look at my suspenders. Don't I look smart?
Geek 2:I failed three classes and barely passed summer school because I cut class to become cool.
Geek 1:That's a new record.
Geek 2:I'm the cooliest! Suspended animation is the cancelation of a cartoon.
Nerd A: Actually, it's when your body cools down to the point where it shuts down for a while, being preserved.
Geeks 1 and 2:Your clothes are ugly!
Nerd A: Are you blind! These are brand clothes and sneakers.
Nerd B and C (which are both popular): 'Sup Nerd A.
Nerd A: 'Sup Nerd B and C.
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