The most kick ass race of barbarians ever. It is a proven fact that the gauls invented testosterone, they not only managed to complety ruin Caesars army but also marched onto Rome itself!
Usually seen fighting either naked or clad in the meanest, souped up chainmail forged in Gaul itself. Weapons including really big fucking swords and two handed axes. The Gauls, like many Barbarians at the time, had armies heavily built out of cavalry which would complety bbqpwn any infantry formation from the flank or rear. Also plenty of roaring was used in their tactics to make the enemy shit themselves.
The Gauls were the meanest, toughest and most hairy barbarians out there and a race that would be ashamed they turned into France.
Vercingetorix was a Gaul and chieftan of the Arverni tribe who lead a revolt against Caesars army in 52 BC. He also enjoyed grinding rocks between his pecks.
Holy shit a Gallic soldier! Run for the hills!
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