When instead of choosing to get groped by TSA officials, one chooses the full body scam. This is where everyone thinks that a machine takes revealing pictures of passengers to find dangerous items. But in fact, they are using these pictures to benefit the porn industry.
Guy: "hey I saw a playboy magazine the other day and I swear one chick had the exact same body as my girlfriend!"
Friend: "has she been on a plane recently?"
Guy: "ya just a couple of months ago! Why?"
Friend: "she must be a victim of the full body scam"
Guy: "those bastards!"
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