Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.
To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.
To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.
A sacred holiday. Do not fuck with Fuck You Day.
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