The lovely town is located in Virginia.
The teenage residents here do drugs and want to kill themselves because they believe they deserve to live elsewhere.
The older residents are all conservative and are all alcoholics.
The town is made up of blacks, Christfags, sk8rfags, rednecks, and fat people.
The faggot bands here play at the local churches every Saturday.
The popular hangout places for youth are...
In front of the Mcdonalds
The 7/11 parking lot
I do drugs and play in a band because I live in Front Royal.
Prices shown in USD.
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