A website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials.
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
Though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
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