Well, there _is_ a chain, but the original is unaffiliated with those and is located in the I.V. area of Santa Barbara. Open goddamned late, and it has a subway style point-at-your-topping, so it's perfect for people too drunk to walk anywhere, let alone order properly. Excellent nachos, and the Monster burrito is about as big as my forearm.
They need better salsas though. And always get extra cheese. They will heap that stuff on with no additional charge.
I'm sooooooo drunk... can anyone walk me to Freebirds?
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