When taking a shit that it seems it will be a massive solid, but comes out in little bursts that end up dotting the whole toilet with crap. Notice the resemblance to freckles on a face.
"Hey thanks for letting me use your shitter Dave."
"Your welcome man, anytime."
"Bad news though, I left you a freckled toilet."
"Not the Freckler!! Thats not cool man."
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