1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!
2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.
OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.
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