America's most trusted fascist news scource! Next to the people of the Fo network, The Onion pales in comparison to their comletely un-biased and uncensored facts about the completely truthful stories they cover!
Bill O'Reilly- I believe President Bush was a great man, and that Clinton is a lame-ass pussy. -from the Fox News Network-
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