Bad drivers—particularly retired New Yorkers--who get their drivers license from a Cracker Jack box.
Grumpy, old people--particularly retired New Yorkers--with a bad attitude.
Electile dysfunction where people can’t even poke a small hole thru a ballot card.
People migrating to its shores in inner tubes.
Corporate executives and CEOs golfing.
There’s nothing like Panama City during spring break.
Too many tourists that irritate the hell out of those who live there.
The country’s best marijuana and crack.
Stupid people rebuilding there home every year after a major hurricane. (get a clue)
Need I say more??
Florida is a nice state to visit, but God help you if you want to live there. Dollars generated from tourism doesn't bring intelligence. This state needs serious help.
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