1. Person (namely female) who weighs a substantial amount more than the average human weight for their height. Can usually be characterised by wheezing and panting after traversing more than two stairs consecutively, constant reek of body odour and a profound love of all things food. Usual hang-outs include fast food restaurants like McDonalds, KFC and other fat-slinging retail establishments, and usually rummaging through the bins 'round back when they close. Talents include being able to down a large Family Bucket of the Colonels fried chicken in under nine seconds and being able to absorb cupcakes through the skin via osmosis. Have been known to make entire families homeless due to being able to eat a small third-world country's annual supply of food per week. See also droppie and droptank.
1. 'For the love of God, put down that bucket of lard you Fat Bitch!'
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