Someone who's life is facebook and never turns the computer off for a fear of a missed notice.
Guy: Let's go to the party
Ass: No dude Im already attending it on Facebook
Guy: Get the fuck off facebook
Ass: No dude I just need to go on for a little bit
Guy: You were just on 4 minutes ago
Ass: Shut up
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