Fifty Foot Ordinance(FFO) is a rock/reggae/rap metal band of pillaging, raping, butt fiends who play awesome music that fucks pussies of the vagina and the ear simultaneously. Not once has anybody heard this band play without instantly wetting themselves. Mainly because they are the sexiest band on the face of the earth. Based out of Jacksonville, Florida, you can find them raping people at bars along the beach or even raping people downtown. They are just so good that no matter how many buttholes they penetrate, they cannot be arrested due to their sheer musical prowess. They are also super fucking rockstars. Suck my balls and lick my pussy.
Dude, FFO is playing at Landshark Cafe on August 19th, 2011. You should totally go because you will get laid if you go.
Dude, FFO is playing with The Toasters at Jackrabbits on October 20th. You should totally go because you will get drugs and money if you go. Also sexual favors.
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