Teenagers who still play Neopets. Annoying dicks, but you just gotta love 'em.
The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.
Dani and Sunao are good examples.
Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.
And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.
AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.
Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.
- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who takes EVERYTHING too seriously.
- More wannabe typical FC trolls.
FC celebrities, lolololo
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