All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)
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