A city in northern Ontario populated with old people who don't know how to drive, welfare bums, old people, dope heads, pregnant teenagers, old people and skids.
Once the mines closed down, the whole population took to drinking and fornicating with each other after gathering in places such as "Cheers", Kentucky Fried Chicken, and at pit parties by the dump.
There hasn't been anything for teenagers to do here since Teens Against Boredom (TAB) closed down. So, they've taken to lighting fires in apartment buildings, screwing like donkies, and getting high.
If Elliot Lake does has one redeeming quality, its that there are plenty of women willing to offer themselves up for you. However, most of these women are drunk and over 50, hanging out at Karoke every thursday and friday night. But why be choosy?
In short, Elliot Lake sucks hobo ass.
Person 1: If I ever decide to move to Elliot Lake, I want you to take this knife and stab my eye out.
Person 2: Ok
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