Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.
Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you."
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?
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