Estimated Time of Pooping - Used when estimating how long something consumed will be turned into fecal matter. Usually a guessed estimate. Times vary, depending on cooking time, type of food, and how well prepared the food was.
"Oh man....Poorly Cooked Dollar Store Pizza Status: Consumed - ETP: 1 minute."
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