To take a herculean shit. Related to Hercules and alluding to the less known 13 labor of Hercules when he took a huge dump. It was so big that he wanted to have a painting made of it so all his friends could be impressed; this was of course far before the camera feature on a smart phone was invented for the task.
I need to take a dumpcules after eating that 16 oz steak and Guinness.
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