A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.
I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.
I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.
I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos
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