One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
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