When you are able to function while (still) drunk.
Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
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