the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.
1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.
(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)
11 - 20: Average Guy.
(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)
21 - 30: Douchemuffin.
(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)
31 - 40: Douchemeister.
(annoying, but a little amusing.)
41 - 50: Doucheface.
(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)
51 - 60: Douchebag.
(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)
61 - 70: Douchemonkey.
(harasser, troll, mild player.)
71 - 80: Douchenozzle.
(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)
81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)
(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)
91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.
(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)
1 - 50 = tolerable.
51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.
**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.
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