A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.
Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"
"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"
"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
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