The act of using ones' sock to either:
a. masturbate with, catching your mess in the sock
b. wipe your shitty ass w/ in the event of an emergency poop
thus leaving you sockless, like Don Johnson in Miami Vice
a. She got me so hot, a pulled Don Johnson in my car on the ride home.
b. That quarter pounder w/ cheese gave me the runs and I had to go Don Johnson in the parking lot behind McD's.
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