What you say to someone who has just said something or done something so completely embarrassing or stupid you wish YOU could go hide under a small bush due to the shame being emitted from said person.
1. John: "Yeah uh so last weekend I went out to town and bought myself a XBOX360."
Me: "Dude...unless you're joking I'm gonna disown all knowledge of ever being your friend, talking to you or even knowing of your SORRY EXISTANCE ON THIS PLANET."
2. Matt: "So I was on WoW'ing the other night and I met this hawt Lvl 60 Night Elf at Ironforge. Yeah at the end of the night I ended up jacking off over webcam for her."
Me: "You're disowned."
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