When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.
"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"
"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."
"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
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