When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
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