1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.
2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.
1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"
Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*
2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*
Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"
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