An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.
Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!
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