The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.
I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.
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