A mother who is way over protective. calls to check up around 8. makes sure hes home by 10:30, if home later than that she grounds the child. calls up childs friends parents if child friend does not want to be friends with her chil.This extreme paranoia is due to insufficient amounts of income. another word for pysco bitch.
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
friend:your moms such a diane.
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