When you know shit has hit the fan with your significant other
Has turned previous burly men into wimps running & screaming at the top of their lungs.
The death stare usually occurs after a male who is in a relationship is found staring at another woman, flirting with another woman or makes an unthought remark to his girlfriend etc. Usually involves the girlfriend abstaining from sex as punishment, or in worse cases seriously fucking you up
To avoid the death stare one does not need to be whipped by his girlfriend, merely to adapt techniques of not getting caught. Aviator glasses & most decent brand of sunglasses allow for scoping out the talent in public without your girl noticing. Unfortunately the only way to avoid silly remarks is to stick a sock in your mouth
Melissa: Were you just staring at that girl?
John: No of course not i was looking at the ehh graffitti on the wall behind her
*Thunder clouds roll in & the death stare occurs followed by a ground shattering earthquake
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