An indescribable being of the ethnic forest. Cube-headed, he stroles from street to street being slightly smacktarded (see smacktard) and not saying much apart from the odd grunted "shudup".
If seen, resort quickly to taking 3 actions:
1. make sure u are a safe distance from the fiend.
2. Shout "DARSHAN!"
-CUBE SHAPED HEAD
-HAIRY UPPER LIP
-RATHER LARGE BUILD
-JACKET = TOO SMALL
"If you go down to the woods today,
your in for a big suprise.
Darshan will be at the woods,
with his great big goggly eyes.
He fukd a rabbit, he humped a bear,
He shagged a frog and fingered a hare
Todays the day that Darshan has a picnic."
James: "Hi Darshan"
James: *looks around*
****A PERSON CALLED CHRIS MAY RESPOND TO A SIMILAR CALL AS HE IS OF A SIMILAR VIEW FROM A DISTANCE.
DIFFERENCE: slightly longer hair.****
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