To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
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