A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
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